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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn’t involve a woman" – Larry David
MrT-ism
September 22, 2011
Hello my children. How glorious it is to be alive on this glorious day, with the glorious sun shining a happy hello on all the glorious people. Just glorious. You may have noticed a change in tone from my usual sarcastic, crude, arrogant, juvenile, albeit brilliant, articles. That is because I’ve been touched by the […]
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CSI: DOBELL
August 31, 2011
Those of you who don’t follow the news closely may be unfamiliar with the current predicament of beleaguered/embattled/besieged/under-fire MP Craig Thomson. Then again, maybe you have heard a little bit about it Yep, surprisingly, using a union credit card to fund a few cheeky visits to a brothel is not only frowned upon, but […]
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JUSTIN BIEBER AND THE MUSICIAN’S CURSE
August 16, 2011
Using Trying On Pants’ very own patented time machine I recently travelled 110 years into the future. Whilst there I managed to steal a priceless 100 year old artifact from the West China (American) Museum of Natural History: Justin Bieber’s journal from the year 2021. Enjoy. -Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S […]
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The TOP List: Top 6 Most Awkward Location Names
August 14, 2011
After months of production meetings and scrunched up yellow legal pad, we here at Trying On Pants (TOP) have come up with a revolutionary comedy concept that not even the gods of comedy could come up with: listing shit. Who doesn’t love a countdown to irrelevant and obscure topics? Ok, upon some simple research (read, […]
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FUN WITH COLLAR BOMBS
August 9, 2011
Inspired by recent fashion trends straight out of Sydney’s posh upper-north shore, Trying On Pants is proud to introduce its new line of jewellery: éxplöd. -Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S A BUTTON FOR IT OVER THERE SOMEWHERE I THINK —->
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MEMORIES
August 5, 2011
Four weeks ago, thanks to a certain Pennant Hills F.C. soccer player, I got to experience the joys of reconstructive knee surgery (don’t worry though, he got his in the end). Consequently, since then I’ve had to rely on crutches for pretty much everything I do, and as such they have become sort of a […]
September 30, 2011
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