CSI: DOBELL

August 31, 2011

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12.6

Those of you who don’t follow the news closely may be unfamiliar with the current predicament of beleaguered/embattled/besieged/under-fire MP Craig Thomson.   Then again, maybe you have heard a little bit about it   Yep, surprisingly, using a union credit card to fund a few cheeky visits to a brothel is not only frowned upon, but […]

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JUSTIN BIEBER AND THE MUSICIAN’S CURSE

August 16, 2011

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11.0

Using Trying On Pants’ very own patented time machine I recently travelled 110 years into the future. Whilst there I managed to steal a priceless 100 year old artifact from the West China (American) Museum of Natural History: Justin Bieber’s journal from the year 2021. Enjoy. -Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S […]

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FUN WITH COLLAR BOMBS

August 9, 2011

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10.1

Inspired by recent fashion trends straight out of Sydney’s posh upper-north shore, Trying On Pants is proud to introduce its new line of jewellery: éxplöd.   -Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S A BUTTON FOR IT OVER THERE SOMEWHERE I THINK —->

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JIMMY LEARNS THE REAL CONSEQUENCES OF THE CARBON TAX

August 2, 2011

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9.3

-Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S A BUTTON FOR IT OVER THERE SOMEWHERE I THINK —->

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DOUCHE TEST

July 27, 2011

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7.4

Douches. They’re freakin’ everywhere man, and the most alarming thing is that most of them don’t even realise they’re douches. Until now. Recently, whilst hitting the garage sale circuit in search of some affordable underwear, I happened to come across an old journal written by renowned psychoanalyst and, coincidently, giant douche, Sigmund Freud.*   Oh […]

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TRYING ON PANTS RECORDS PRESENTS…

July 20, 2011

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6.1a

We here at Trying On Pants are proud to introduce to you the latest branch of our global empire – Trying On Pants Records. This month we are releasing the long awaited 17th album from seasoned crooner/inmate, Randy Sexx.     -Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S A BUTTON FOR IT OVER […]

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WORLD WAR GUCCI

June 30, 2011

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5.20

- Jase DON’T FORGET TO “LIKE” US ON FACEBOOK. THERE’S A BUTTON FOR IT OVER THERE SOMEWHERE I THINK —->

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